1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,200 Come on! 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,760 Wahey...! 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,880 Oh, my God! 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,800 Cool... 5 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,000 Ugh. Isn't it great? 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,240 I always forget how much I love the countryside. 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,200 Ooh, keep an eye out for birds, everyone. Mm. 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,480 Well, keep an eye out for the house, mainly. 9 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,640 It's called The Gables and it's supposed to be 10 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,480 on this road, apparently. I don't know. 11 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,120 Oh, ah! What was that house there? Sam, was that The Gables? 12 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,200 The Stables. Stables. 13 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,240 Oh, well, we're close, sound-wise. 14 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,840 Oh... Yeah, I'm not sure that's how it works, Mum. It's not. 15 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,160 Well, what number is The Gables? No...! 16 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,120 They don't have numbers. No, that would make life FAR too easy. 17 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:44,000 No, no, they much prefer to give their houses quaint little names. 18 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,760 BRANCHES SCRAPE CAR Whoa, Mum, look out. 19 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,200 You're hitting the hedges. Yes, but the road is too thin. 20 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,920 Amy, can you help, please? I'm on my phone. 21 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,760 Yeah, well, could you stop being on your phone and look for The Gables? 22 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,640 What are you talking about? I don't know what Gables look like. 23 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,960 The sign! Look for the sign! 24 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,400 Mum, it's there! Stop! 25 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,000 Look, back there. The Gables! 26 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,600 Yes, well done, Sue! Well done, Mum. Well done. Nice one, Gran. 27 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,880 I spotted it first, but... Sue! Turn her around, babe. 28 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,520 Yep, turn around up here... AS HAN Turn her around, Chewie. 29 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,600 Chewbacca. 30 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,160 Turn her around, babe. You've got to reverse her. Stop doing that. 31 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,840 I know I've got to turn around. You could've turned there. 32 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,760 How could a road be this narrow for this long? 33 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,160 Missed a... I take it back - I absolutely hate the countryside. 34 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,640 You keep missing laybys. I hate it! 35 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,640 But why? What do you need a screwdriver for? 36 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,920 None of your business. 37 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,680 I mean... Well, do you want a flathead or Philips? 38 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,560 Philip's? Who's...? No, I want... I want your one. No, no. 39 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,680 They're different types of screwdriver. 40 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,280 DOORBELL RINGS 41 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,600 Doorbell! Yes, we know. We have a doorbell. 42 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,480 You don't need to shout "doorbell", as well. 43 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,520 I do if no-one answers it. 44 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,960 I'll get it. 45 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,840 Just tell me what... No. 46 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,840 What are you trying to screw? 47 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,320 She wants to put a lock on her bedroom door. Maya! 48 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,520 What? No. Absolutely not. Uh, why? 49 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,080 Cheers. Just no! 50 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,800 Mum, the foxes have been again. 51 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,960 Oh, God! Oh, God. Really? 52 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,600 I mean, how? How do they keep opening that bin? 53 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,080 I struggle to work it out most of the time. 54 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,240 They haven't eaten much of your kale pie, Mum. 55 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,960 Well, neither did we, to be fair. 56 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,320 Anyone like a coke float? 57 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,960 A coke float? No, thanks. 58 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,160 Mum, it's 8:45 in the morning. 59 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,800 Is that a no? 60 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,240 No, I mean, I will have one. 61 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,640 Look, Dad, please... Where are you going to put it, Mum? 62 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,280 Well, back in the food bin, I imagine, 63 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,920 for the foxes to take out again 64 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,200 and so the cycle goes on forever. 65 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,400 Oh, is that a sausage or a shit? 66 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,200 I'll get the Marigolds. 67 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,720 Rachel, can you please tell Amy that she's not having a lock 68 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,760 on her bedroom door? Ugh! Why not-uh? 69 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,200 Because-uh! 70 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,720 We don't have a lock on our door. 71 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,440 Yeah, well, we don't need one. Exactly. 72 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,640 What-what do you mean by that? No, no, I didn't... 73 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,120 Oh. I don't mean... No, nothing. 74 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,160 Please! I keep having to push my harp against the door. 75 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,200 Well... There you go, Paul. 76 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,680 Perhaps if you actually tried playing your harp, 77 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,520 instead of using it as a really expensive doorstop! 78 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,840 Thank you, Mum. 79 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,120 And Maya's here, like, every weekend. Yes, yes. 80 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,600 And I'm worried it's going to affect her course. Oh, no. 81 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,240 I mean, it helps me, if anything. 82 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,480 I've kind of got this sort of stalker in Swansea 83 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,240 called Jav that I'm trying to avoid. 84 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,280 Look, let's just vote on it, at least. 85 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,720 Fine. Sam, come on. 86 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,320 You want a lock on your bedroom door, right? Uh... 87 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,720 No, you know what? I'm all right. 88 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,520 Aha-ha! Oh, bloody hell, Sam. 89 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,040 Thank you very much, Sam. 90 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,760 PHONE BUZZES It is finally settled. 91 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,040 Aw, bless. 92 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,960 Well, you will Sam. Soon. 93 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,160 What? Oh, Robin's asking if he can borrow Big Bertha. 94 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,680 Oh... 95 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,360 Well, he'll have to go up into the loft to get it himself. 96 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,040 There's that wasps' nest up there. 97 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,400 I mean, what is going on? 98 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,480 I thought all animal life was about to go extinct 99 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,400 and yet, somehow, we're infested with wasps and foxes. 100 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,080 Oh, honestly, bring back fox hunting, I say. 101 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,040 Let the poshos sort them out - 102 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,200 make themselves useful for once. 103 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,800 That's a good idea, actually. Who was that at the door? 104 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,440 No-one. It was just someone delivering a parcel for Dad. 105 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,800 Ooh! Fabbo. Oh, really, what is it? 106 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,600 Oh? Mm, that's exciting. 107 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,520 Hang on. 108 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,360 What day is it? Erm... 109 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,080 15th. Why? Oh, God. 110 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,040 Oh. What? It's from him, isn't it? 111 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,680 What? Him? Who's him? 112 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,880 Uh, Ray, one of Dad's old archery team-mates. 113 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,920 How nice of him to send you something. 114 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,760 It actually isn't. 115 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,560 Every August he does this, 116 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,760 on the anniversary of Team GB finishing fourth in Athens. 117 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,600 Unbelievable. 118 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,080 "Bronzeless in Bedford. Thinking of you at this most tragic time." 119 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,040 Yeah, he went on to win a bronze in Beijing four years later, you see? 120 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,920 Yeah, and he took my spot - 121 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,760 and every year he has to bloody well rub my face in it. 122 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,160 Is Ray the one that looks like you? 123 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,800 Yeah, yeah. No. 124 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,080 No? No. 125 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,880 No, he's the one, erm, who Rachel, you know...? 126 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,760 Yeah, all right. What? You know what? 127 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,080 We went out, very briefly, a long time ago, 128 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,320 before me and your father got together. 129 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,200 Wow. And you dumped him for Dad? 130 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,640 Yep. How is that possible? Uh... 131 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,520 No, it was all very innocent and Dawsons Creek-y. 132 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,120 Well, yeah. Yeah. And I was always the better archer... 133 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,800 Mm. ..if you watch the videos. 134 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,440 Videos? What videos? 135 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,640 Oh, God. 136 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,880 "If you're ever in Cardigan Bay..." Big if. 137 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,120 "..you really must come and stay at The Gables." 138 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,200 Oh. 139 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,720 "Love to Rachey and best to you and the family." 140 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,440 I mean, "Love to Rachey." 141 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:11,640 Pfft! 142 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,600 Jog on, son. Jog on. 143 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,960 Cardigan? That's not far from me. 144 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,120 You can drop Amy off in Swansea, and then go check out his Gables. 145 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,520 No! No. 146 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,960 No! Why not? No way! No. 147 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,240 I-I would.... I would rather be dead, genuinely. 148 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,360 Wow. You know? 149 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,080 No, I never want to see Ray again. 150 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,840 I mean, who names their house The Gables, for God's sake? Yeah... 151 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,880 A joke. The man is a joke. 152 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,320 Here we go. 153 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,440 Wow. Ah. 154 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,440 Look at that view. That's gorgeous. 155 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,040 Blimey. Yeah, it is actually... 156 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,120 ..really lovely, isn't it? Annoyingly. 157 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,440 Oh, we forgot to drop Amy off on the way! 158 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,680 No, no, no, that's not... 159 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,120 Maya's got a deadline, so her course mates have taken her 160 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,800 to their family's place in Gower to work. 161 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,360 What? All of them? Yeah, I think so. 162 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,840 Ah! I hear voices. There he is! 163 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,080 Ray. 164 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,920 The second best-looking man on the '04 GB Olympic archery team. 165 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,440 Yeah, well, I suppose Colin WAS quite good-looking. 166 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,360 I'm not talking about Colin, mate. I'm talking about myself. 167 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,920 Yeah, I know. I know that. Rachey, Rachey...! 168 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,840 Ah, Ray. Oh. Lovely. 169 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,120 Mm... 170 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,640 Well, you smell amazing. 171 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,680 Yes, I've just eaten Burger King. 172 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,280 Is it a Burger King? 173 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,040 Wow. You're enormous. 174 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,360 OK, thank you. 175 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,680 And Paul's mum! 176 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,320 Yes, you're still with us! 177 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,480 Sue. I am, yes. Hello. 178 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,880 Last time I saw you, you were a babe in arms. 179 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,760 Yeah, stop filming actually, Sam. No, keep filming, actually, Sam. 180 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,520 Love all this stuff, TikTok and whatnot. 181 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,240 I'm a documentary film-maker. 182 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,880 Sure you are. Well, get a load of this. 183 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,400 That is what a winner looks like. 184 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,800 Peej. 185 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,400 Yeah, you didn't win, Ray. 186 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,800 It's bronze. Mm. 187 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,960 I won the bronze, so I did win. 188 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,320 OK. 189 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,840 Good, that's that sorted. 190 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,360 Right, shall I show you round? 191 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,160 Yes, please. Give me that bloody bag... 192 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,440 Thank you. ..before we're too much older. Come on. 193 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,000 Into The Gables! Show you my house! 194 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,480 Oh, yes, yes. Yes? Three barbecues, is it? 195 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,040 Pardon me? Three barbecues. 196 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,640 One, two, three. Middle one's a smoker. Come on. 197 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,440 If you'll excuse the tools. 198 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,120 I've just been whittling some new gatepost finials. 199 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,040 Oh, yeah? Yes. 200 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,840 This place is more like a workshop than a kitchen. 201 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,560 I'm such a bloody bloke. 202 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,080 No, no, it's... It's lovely, Ray. 203 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,680 Indeed it is, Sue. 204 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,320 It could do with a woman's touch. 205 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,520 PAUL CHUCKLES 206 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,880 As could I. 207 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,840 Oh, what amazing... 208 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,560 ..Gables. Mm-hm. 209 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,120 Yeah, when was it built? Well, have a guess. 210 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,720 No, thanks. Just tell us. 1675. 211 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,080 I've tried to restore it sympathetically, 212 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,440 keep all the superb 17th-century features. 213 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,400 Now, bedrooms. 214 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,120 Granny and the kids, I've put you in Barley. 215 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,400 Mm. So, you've named the rooms, as well, have you? Oh, yeah, Barley. 216 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,840 Come on, up we go. 217 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,880 Oh, blimey, look at all the stuffies! Mm-hm. 218 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,400 It's like a zoo! 219 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,080 Where all the animals are dead. 220 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,640 Not seeing much barley. 221 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,000 Have you got Wi-Fi, Ray? 222 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,120 Uh, dial-up, yes. 223 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,720 Dial-up? Mm-hm. 224 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,680 Is that a 17th-century feature, as well? 225 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,240 Amy. PAUL CHUCKLES 226 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,360 No. That is actually quite rude. All right! 227 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,080 Well, you know, it gets the job done. 228 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,440 Slow and steady. 229 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,640 Downloads the image. Ugh. 230 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:31,400 Now, let me take you, sir, and you, to Cumulonimbus. 231 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,080 Cumulonimbus? 232 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,800 There's no theme, then, behind the names? 233 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,800 Lots of themes. OK. 234 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,400 Different theme for each room. 235 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,600 And, finally... Wow. 236 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,080 ..the yard. Mm. 237 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,800 Yes, please. Just the nine acres, in the end. Nine? 238 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,160 My Own Private Idaho. Crikey. 239 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,760 You don't get this in the suburbs, I imagine. No, you don't. 240 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,000 We have parks, so no need. 241 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,120 Do you get a lot of birds, Ray? 242 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,760 Yes. Yes, I do have a few female admirers in the village. 243 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,600 No, no, I mean, you know...? I'm winding you up, Sue! 244 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,120 Oh! 245 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,720 No, but in all seriousness, 246 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,480 we have all sorts come through here. 247 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,880 Grouse, owls, the occasional warbler. Oh! 248 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,760 Owls? Really? Yes. 249 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:15,040 Do you know, I've always wanted to see an owl? 250 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,680 That's one for the bucket list. 251 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,720 Ah, yeah. Seeing an owl? 252 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,760 Is that all? No! 253 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,040 There are other things on my bucket list, thank you very much. 254 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,600 Like what? 255 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,040 Well... 256 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,720 ..I've always wanted to try acid at some point. 257 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,920 Well, I can't help with that, Sue. Really? 258 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,280 But, yes, we do have owls. Oh. 259 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,400 Tawny, thereof. Wow. 260 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,720 Now, if you keep an eye on this old tree here, 261 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,360 the big one, round about half past ten tonight... 262 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,320 Right. ..you may be in luck. 263 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,240 Well, there goes that idea. 264 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,640 Mum's usually asleep by 5:30. 265 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,080 8:15, thank you. 266 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,080 And I can do later. 267 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,880 I watched Newsnight a couple of months ago - 268 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,240 some of it. 269 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,480 And, Rachey... 270 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,840 ..there is a church yonder. 271 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,840 Oh, yes. Wow, yeah. 272 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,720 Avec graveyard. Mm-hm. 273 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,600 Ray, are they...? Are they meant to be there? 274 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:13,320 Um, yes. Let the tourists camp here, bit of extra pocket money. 275 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,720 Hi. 276 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,160 Oh, hi. 277 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,760 Erm, I wasn't... 278 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,280 Sorry, I... 279 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,080 Anyway, that concludes the tour. 280 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,160 Who would like a cup of tea? Yes, please! 281 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,000 Come on, Sue. Thank you. 282 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,760 Thanks, Ray. 283 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,000 Thank you. Thank you, Rachey. 284 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:37,040 Are you going to mention the sneeze? Yeah... Yeah, I will. 285 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,640 Just not now, OK? In a bit. 286 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,640 Don't rush me. I will. 287 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:48,400 Simon Terry now, looking to consolidate on his earlier nine. 288 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,040 Pff... 289 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,760 This is really not how I wanted to spend my Saturday night. 290 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,880 Well, Sam wanted to watch the old archery video, so blame him. 291 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,040 What? 292 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:00,720 It's actually very interesting, once you get into the story. Story? 293 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,480 It's not Line of Duty, Dad. 294 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,280 It's five socially awkward men trying to put a stick in a circle. 295 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,200 Yeah, and it's sent Granny to sleep. 296 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,760 No, no, it hasn't. I'm dozing. 297 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,600 OK, Sam. 298 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,800 Any of your friends up to anything tonight? 299 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,280 Uh, yeah. 300 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,600 I think Ollie's watching all three Kung Fu Pandas again. 301 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,240 Aw. But I mean... 302 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,640 ..some of them must be out somewhere, meeting girls, or...? 303 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,360 Oh, leave him alone, he's only 15. 304 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,800 Exactly, he should be into all that by now. All right. 305 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,680 Well, you weren't meeting boys and whatnot at 15, were you? 306 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,720 God, yeah. God, yeah? 307 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,240 As...as in, yeah. 308 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,600 It means yeah. 309 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,160 Well, not when you put a "God" in front of it, it doesn't. Oh... 310 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,920 That indicates that you were some sort of underage man-eater. 311 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,200 Of course... OK, well, that's a horrendous image. 312 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,480 Of course I wasn't. 313 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,360 I was just having fun and obsessed with Damon Albarn. 314 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,920 And what were you doing when you were 15? 315 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,520 Well, I was... 316 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,160 ..archery, mainly. 317 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,800 Yeah, and draining his back boils. 318 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,800 Ew. Honestly, some of them were like absolute udders. 319 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,480 Oh, my God. Can you go to sleep, please, Mum? Please? 320 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,000 How are you doing out there, Robin? 321 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,920 Nearly got it! He's on his way down now. 322 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,800 Oh, oh. I remember this one vividly. 323 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,960 Yes, this tournament was the one that decided 324 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,280 who was going to Beijing '08. 325 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,960 So, yeah... 326 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,480 MAYA LAUGHS 327 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,680 Who is that... 328 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,200 That's Ian. ..texting you? 329 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,680 Uh, it's, uh, Jav. 330 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,800 Jav from uni. Jav? 331 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,680 What, as in your stalker? 332 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:32,680 Oh, no, no, no, no, that was all just a big misunderstanding. Oh. 333 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,920 Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, Jav's just a friend, that's all. 334 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,640 Found it. 335 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,640 Woo! 336 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,240 Did...? That wasn't easy. 337 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,600 Have you been up the chimney? 338 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:49,520 No, I just... It's just very dirty up there. 339 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,240 I mean, to be fair, I shouldn't have worn white jeans in the loft. 340 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,520 Or at all, really. Robin, I'm so sorry. 341 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,520 It's all on your thighs, look. Oh, I know. 342 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,080 Well, I had to sort of go commando... Oh, my God. 343 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,600 ..cos of the wasps. You took off your pants? 344 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:06,640 No. No, I... No. I just crawled around on my hands and knees. 345 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,080 Oh. 346 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,800 My pants are very much... 347 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,120 I'm so sorry. Well, don't do that. 348 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,600 I realised that as I did it. 349 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,760 Anyway, we found Big Bertha, so... 350 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,120 Yep. ..cheers. 351 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,920 Yeah, no worries. So, are you...? Are you going away or...? 352 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,520 Yeah, I'm doing a Buddhist retreat... Oh? 353 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,960 ..in Ipswich. Oh. 354 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,800 It's for a month, so I need to pack a lot of outfits. 355 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:31,240 Oh, yeah, cos that's what Buddhist retreats are all about. Yeah. 356 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,760 You're not going, then, Robin? No. No, I'm not. 357 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,080 We're just having a month off, aren't we, apart? 358 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,800 Uh, just freezing the contract. We're not breaking up or anything. 359 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,760 It's just a...just a little break, innit? 360 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,800 Innit? Uh-huh. 361 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,160 Oh, oh, there I am, there I am! That's me! 362 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,600 EVERYBODY EXCLAIMS 363 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,840 What is that haircut? 364 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,360 Oh, look, and there's Ray. 365 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,720 God, he does look like you, Dad. 366 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,600 You've got a type, haven't you, Mum? Oh, shut up, Amy. 367 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:58,400 So, I needed eight points or more, uh, to finish above him. Yeah. 368 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,680 But then I... I ballsed up my final shot. 369 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,280 Oh, wicked. Oh, good. Now you're interested. 370 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,280 It was galling. I can't get over your hair, Paul. 371 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,080 I had him, as well. Unlucky, Dad. 372 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,160 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that noise? 373 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,560 What noise? Yeah, on the video. Rewind it. 374 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,160 I didn't hear anything. No, there was definitely a weird noise. 375 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,160 Maybe it was the crowd or something. Turn it up. Is there a noise? 376 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,760 RAY SNEEZES LOUDLY 377 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,640 Oh, there was. Yeah, I heard it that time. 378 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,440 I think that was... I think that was Ray. 379 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:23,880 What, that shouty sneeze thing? 380 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,680 Yeah, that's why you shanked it, Dad. 381 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,400 Who even sneezes like that? What, "Achoo-ah"? 382 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,880 Yeah, no-one. No-one. It was a fake. 383 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,440 He did it on purpose to put Dad off. 384 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:36,240 Really? Some people do have really weird sneezes, to be fair, Amy. 385 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,920 Achoo-ah! 386 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,040 Not that weird. Yeah, that's a fake. 387 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,000 I'm calling fake sneeze on that. Yep, yep. 388 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,960 Oh, my God, Dad. Ray screwed you over. 389 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,480 It is like Line of Duty. 390 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,520 If I'd have made that shot, I would've gone to Beijing... 391 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,880 Well, let's not get carried away. 392 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,080 ..where I would've almost certainly have medalled, 393 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,520 and been given an OBE. 394 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,720 Well, probably not an OBE. Maybe an MBE. 395 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,000 Well, one of the BEs. 396 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,640 Which you should turn down because of the association with the empire. 397 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,080 Yeah, I probably would've... Well, it makes no difference. 398 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,320 You still wouldn't have an MBE. Yeah, but he might be a pundit 399 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,600 or something by now. They always wheel out the old medallists 400 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,440 for that, don't they? Well, I don't think so. 401 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,240 They do! If I'd have won a bronze medal, 402 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,680 I could be the next Steve Cram! 403 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,280 Mm... Or Claire Balding! 404 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,760 As opposed to just balding. Ah, well, if Ray did put you off, 405 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,240 there's still nothing we can do about now, is there? So... 406 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,400 No, of course you can. You could go up there and have it out with him. 407 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,960 Oh, no. Yes, great! 408 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,760 Go the weekend that I'm in Swansea and you can drop me off on the way. 409 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,960 Oh, that's... 410 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,080 I mean, do you want to do that? 411 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,720 Oh, go on, Paul. 412 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,440 It's not very you to... 413 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,240 Erm, uh... 414 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,360 I don't know. Oh, come on, Dad. Don't be a doormat all your life. 415 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,920 Well, that's a bit... What do you mean all my life?! 416 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,880 I haven't been a doormat for any of my life! 417 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,480 So, stick it to him, Paolo! 418 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,040 Go on. Go on up to Cardigan. 419 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,120 I'm going to bloody do it! Yes, he's doing it! 420 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,920 Damn straight! Yes, Dad! 421 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,520 Yeah, we are going to Cardigan, Ray! 422 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,800 Huh. 423 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,920 Yeah... 424 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,720 Hi, Ray. A wagtail. 425 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,800 Wow. 426 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,280 What can I do you for? 427 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,680 Erm... 428 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,520 Well, uh... 429 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,320 It's not a biggie. OK. I just... 430 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:19,440 I was wondering if you remember a archery meet in '07, 431 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,440 before Beijing? Erm... 432 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,720 ..the one...where you beat me? 433 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,520 RAY CHORTLES Bloody hell! 434 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,920 Narrow it down, Peej. That could be any of them. 435 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,720 Well, I mean, I did win seven tournaments that season, but... 436 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,000 Seven? I only ask because... 437 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,600 I think there may have been some... 438 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,040 ..unsavoury behaviour-y...behaviour, shenanigans. 439 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,720 Right. What are you...? 440 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,160 Uh, cheating. 441 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,880 I mean... Oh, God. 442 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,440 Yeah, cheating. Oh, Peej, man! 443 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,960 Honestly, whatever you've done, forget about it. 444 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,360 Honestly, I forgive you. No, not by me. 445 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,120 What are friends for? 446 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,600 Forgive and forget, that's what I say. 447 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:05,520 I'm not one of these sad old farts who stores up grudges. 448 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,920 I'd find that pretty tragic, wouldn't you? 449 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,160 No, I think I'd pity the fool who can't just move on from stuff. 450 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,960 Do you know what I mean? Yeah... 451 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,240 Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah, I mean, it's a good point. 452 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,240 Don't give it another thought, honestly. OK. 453 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,520 Yeah, it's, erm... Let's just say no more. 454 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,560 It's a long time ago, and, uh... Water under the bridge. 455 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,200 Yeah. 456 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,080 It'd be pretty sad to start raking over old graves, wouldn't it, 457 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,240 you know? Yeah. 458 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,240 Would it ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 459 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,800 Me and Rach did enough of that. 460 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,800 OK, yeah. 461 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,440 Ah... 462 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,240 Sorry... PAUL SPUTTERS 463 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,880 What are these...? 464 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,920 What are these grave jokes all about again? 465 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,640 I, uh... 466 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,600 Oh, no, just that, erm... 467 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,920 No, me and Rach once fooled around in a graveyard, 468 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,800 back in the...back in the day. Yeah. 469 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,960 What, fooled around as in, uh, removed flowers 470 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,640 and, uh, made fun of the names? 471 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,280 THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY Yeah, could be. Yeah? 472 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,800 No, we got it on. 473 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,520 Had it off. 474 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,480 Arse on the grass and... 475 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,480 Yeah, plugged away. 476 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,120 She not tell you about that? 477 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,880 No, she did say. 478 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,600 Yeah, no, she said, 479 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,000 many times. Erm... 480 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,800 I knew about that. 481 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,680 It's an absolute classic, actually. 482 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,120 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah... 483 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,200 You all right? Yeah, I'm good, man. 484 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,600 Oh, God. Have you frozen? 485 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,200 No, sorry. The signal's crap here. 486 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,360 It's like being in a submarine... 487 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,040 ..full of stuffed animals. 488 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,800 Ew. 489 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,600 Are you alone? 490 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,680 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jav's in the kitchen. 491 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,320 She's cooking, so I can keep on working. 492 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,240 Oh, right. And what about the others? 493 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,920 How do you mean? 494 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,960 All the others have finished? 495 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,480 No, there aren't any others. 496 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,680 Uh... 497 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,760 Oh, sorry, I thought... I thought you knew that. 498 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,280 Uh, yeah, no, I... 499 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,600 Yeah. 500 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,120 So... 501 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,960 Oh, you've frozen again. 502 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,560 No, sorry, that's...that's just my face. 503 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,040 Erm... So, sorry, it's just you and Jav? 504 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,000 Is no-one else there? 505 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,360 Uh... 506 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,720 Yeah, well, only because Ashad couldn't come... 507 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,320 Sam, piss off! 508 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,640 All right. 509 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,760 Oh, my God, what is that? 510 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,960 Granny, what are you doing? 511 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,160 Oh, hello, Sam. 512 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,360 Just waiting for the owls. 513 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,560 Right. Are you shivering? 514 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,120 Uh, no. 515 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,480 No, I've just had half a thermos of coffee to keep me awake, 516 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,640 so I'm extremely jittery. 517 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,960 Right. What time is it? 518 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,000 It's about five past eight. 519 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,560 Oh, my God...! 520 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,320 Oh, my God. OK, I can do this. 521 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,920 I can't even think about it. 522 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,600 Well, there's no need to get all weird about it. 523 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,200 You said it was innocent. It was. 524 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,320 You had sex in a graveyard, Rachel. Ah... 525 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,160 I mean, I don't remember that scene in Dawson's Creek. Ah...! 526 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,400 You know, it's just so disrespectful. 527 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,440 All right, don't...don't try and shame me. 528 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,280 It's not like you don't have any skeletons in your cupboard. 529 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,800 Not like that, I don't. 530 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,960 You've probably had a threesome with a skeleton. 531 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,480 Oh, don't be so childish. I mean... 532 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,120 God, how could you even get turned on in that context? 533 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,920 We just thought it'd be funny. 534 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,920 Really? Cos you know what I think about in graveyards, Rachel? 535 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,160 Death! 536 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,160 I didn't enjoy it, for what it's worth. 537 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,120 It was very damp and nettle-y. Oh, God...! 538 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,880 I mean, we've not even had sex outside. 539 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,200 No, I know. Or not in a bed. 540 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,400 Or not in the dark. I know, I know you don't do that. 541 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,880 Don't make me out to be some sort of Victorian just because 542 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,560 I haven't had it off on top of a corpse. 543 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,400 I'm not calling you a Victorian. I'm calling you a coward. 544 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,320 Of course you never have sex outside. You're not even going 545 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,680 to confront Ray about cheating you out of a medal, 546 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,840 even after we've come out all this way! 547 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,240 Are you? 548 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,920 Well, don't...don't storm off. 549 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,040 Paul? 550 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,400 Paul! 551 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,320 Paul! 552 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,520 OK, listen to me, you son of a bitch! What? 553 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,320 You shafted me on purpose! 554 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,880 Are you all right? In '07! I'm fine. Uh-huh. 555 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,480 At the Team GB meet in Leeds! Oh, not that again, Peej. 556 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,040 You sneezed during my final shot. 557 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,760 If I'd have got eight or over, then that medal would be mine. 558 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,560 I can't help sneezing, if that is even what I did. 559 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,120 Well, you did, very loudly. 560 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,400 Yeah, and very fakely. 561 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,960 It's all on video. Is it? 562 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,800 The fake sneeze designed to put me off... 563 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,440 And can you stop whisking, please?! 564 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,760 Can you stop whisking, you swine?! Please! 565 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,320 That medal should be mine and you know it. 566 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,000 Well, that's pathetic AND weird. 567 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,040 It's not my fault that I'm the better archer. 568 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,000 Oh, you think so, do you? Yeah, I know so. 569 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,200 Well, then, you won't mind a little rematch tomorrow, then, will you? 570 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,200 You're embarrassing yourself, Peej. I didn't put you off. 571 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,000 What's the matter? Are you chicken? No. 572 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,960 Chicken? No. Huh? No, I'm not. 573 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,400 PAUL SQUAWKS 574 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,280 Cockle-doodle-doo! 575 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,120 I'm not a chicken. Cockle-doodle-doo! 576 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,600 Dad, that's a rooster. 577 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,920 Which is a type of chicken! 578 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,960 I'm not a chicken, I said! Peej! 579 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,800 Great... Great. 580 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,720 Well, then, we're on. Yeah. 581 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,240 Tomorrow morning. Yeah. 582 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,400 And if I win, I get the medal! 583 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,000 Right, what about if I win? 584 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,480 Well, if you win, you get... 585 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,000 Rachel. What? I get Rachel. 586 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,360 No. What the hell are you talking about? Of course you don't. 587 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,160 Definitely not, no? No... No! 588 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,480 This isn't medieval times. 589 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,800 You don't win women in sports competitions any more - 590 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,880 at least, I don't think you do. In Formula 1, maybe. 591 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,040 I'm saying you'd have to agree to it, too, of course. 592 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,360 Well, I don't. Why would I do that? 593 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,880 Because I thought maybe you might harbour... No. 594 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,560 No, no. This harbour is totally empty. 595 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,760 Frankly, Ray, you give me the creeps - 596 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,960 that's why we broke up after just under a month. 597 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,240 The best just-under-a-month of my whole life. 598 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,920 Oh, for God's sake. You'll have to win something else. 599 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,800 All right, £1,000. Deal. Yep. 600 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,640 Yeah, that's my monetary value, is it? Deal. 601 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,880 What are you saying deal for? We don't have £1,000. 602 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,440 We won't need £1,000 603 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,920 cos it's in the bag, mate! You'll need it, you'll need £1,000. 604 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,720 YOU'LL need £1,000. Why would I need it? 605 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,600 I'm giving you the medal if you win! Think about the rules, man! 606 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,800 We're going to win! 607 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,720 Au contraire, Peej! This is my game! 608 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,480 Sam, will you promise me to have therapy when you get older? 609 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,880 Because I don't want you turning out like that, OK? 610 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,120 Yes, Mum. 611 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,000 All right, Dad, ready. 612 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,000 Here we go then, young Peej. 613 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,160 Three arrows each, highest score wins. 614 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,840 Yeah, we know. Get on with it. 615 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,720 I shall, uh, text you my bank details. 616 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,840 We won't need them. Don't bother, mate. 617 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,320 Ooh. 618 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,640 Someone's on the board. 619 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,240 Over to you, sir. OK. 620 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,360 Go on, Paul. 621 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,720 Go on, Dad. 622 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,120 Oh. 623 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,720 Having a bit of trouble there, Peej? 624 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,440 The pointy end goes in the front, mate. 625 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,360 Be quiet, Ray, please. 626 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,480 That's it. Steady. 627 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,080 Take your time, Paul. Take your ti... 628 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,800 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! 629 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,960 Straight in the old five there. 630 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,040 It's OK. It's OK, Paul. Don't mind if I do. 631 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,800 It's all right, it's good. Were you going for that? 632 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,880 Peej? Yep. Were you going for the five? 633 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,800 Mm-hm. All right, good plan. 634 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,800 Yeah, of course I was. Got to have a plan. 635 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,320 Got to have a plan. I'm a bit rusty. 636 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,720 How are you feeling, Gran? 637 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,760 Oh, awful. 638 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,640 Jet lagged. 639 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:31,440 I was buzzing till about 9:30 and then I hit the wall, conked out. 640 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,160 Totally missed the owls, if they even came. 641 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,480 And I've no interest in taking acid any more, not after that. 642 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,320 Right. 643 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,200 Come on, Dad. 644 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,480 Make that 13-5, I think, Peej. Yep. 645 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,760 You're up. 646 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,040 How old's this bow, Ray? Action's a bit stiff, mate. 647 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,320 Oh, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, I see. Action's a bit stiff. Yes. 648 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,240 Excuses, excuses, Peej. 649 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,920 Oh, come on, you two. 650 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Stop waggling your willies around and get on with it. 651 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,320 Willies? 652 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,520 You've got this, Paul. Yep. 653 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,520 Yes! 654 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,960 Well done. 655 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,400 13-12, Dad. You can do it. Really...beautiful. 656 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,840 Big one here... Uh-huh. ..and you're out of it. 657 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,920 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Oh... 658 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,760 Yes, please! That's how it's done, Raymond! 659 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,440 21-12! 660 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,600 You going to bow out now or...? Shot. 661 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,400 Shot. 662 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,040 You need a big one. 663 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,760 21-12, Peej! Little bit rusty... 664 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,520 Are you OK? Mm-hm. Yeah? 665 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,520 It's only a medal, you know that? 666 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,040 It doesn't change anything. 667 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,320 We all love you anyway. OK... 668 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,680 That said, we really don't have £1,000, so you do need to get a ten. 669 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,240 RAY SQUEALS 670 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,640 My bad, Peej. Thought I was going to sneeze. Yeah. 671 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,560 I heard. Just kidding, mate. OK. 672 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,400 ARROW LOOSES Oh. Ten! 673 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,440 Yes! Yes! 674 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,440 I got ten! Yes! Yes! 675 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,800 I got a ten! OK... 676 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,000 And it's all on camera. You got that, right, Sam? 677 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,200 Uh... You got that last shot? 678 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,440 Yep. Oh, yes. 679 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,440 Finally, having you film everything pays off, mate. Ah... 680 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,040 Erm, where's Amy? 681 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,600 Uh... Oh, yeah. 682 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,280 Where's Amy? 683 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,560 God. Oh, my God, where is she? It'll be OK, it'll be fine. 684 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,520 We'll find her. Did she say anything to you, Sam? 685 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,920 Of course not. She only talks to me to tell me to shut up. 686 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,880 There. There she is, Up there, on the left. 687 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,600 Ah... 688 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,680 Amy! Amy...! 689 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,200 Oh, Amy. Where were you going? 690 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,600 I was trying to walk to Cardigan! 691 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,480 These stupid country roads all look the bloody same! 692 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,320 Oh, well, that's, uh, lazy journalism. 693 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,640 That's clearly the B4570... 694 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,120 Shut up, Ray. Yeah. 695 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,480 Why were you going to Cardigan? To get the bus to Swansea and... 696 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,080 AMY SNIFFLES 697 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,520 It's just Maya and Jav in the house. 698 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,360 Oh, Amy... 699 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,760 I thought they were all going, 700 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,800 but it's just the two of them! 701 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,560 Hey, on the... On the plus side, I won a medal. 702 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,760 Not now. 703 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,800 Achoo-ah! 704 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,760 Bless you. 705 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,440 Thank you. 706 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,000 Bloody ragweed, always sets me off. 707 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,600 Achoo-ah! Oh! 708 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,560 Achoo-ah! 709 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,680 Ah... 710 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,240 Achoo-ah! 711 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,480 Achoo-ah! 712 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,520 Achoo-ah! 713 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,000 Cheers, then, Peej. OK. 714 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,440 See you in a bit, Rach. 715 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,120 OK. Bye, Ray. 716 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,320 I actually thought it was quite an ugly medal, to be honest. 717 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,480 Thanks, Mum. 718 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,160 It's better that he keeps it, you know? 719 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,120 He needs it more than me. 720 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,560 I've got you lot. 721 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,920 Aw. You're my bronze medal. 722 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,920 Oh, right. So, we're the third best family you could get, are we? 723 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,560 I meant that in a nice way, Amy, thank you. Hey, who is up for 724 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,080 going to the seaside? No. Yes! Oh, yes, please! 725 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,880 That's a great idea! Brilliant. Great. 726 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,040 Amy? Yeah. Yeah, sure. 727 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,480 Lovely. 728 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,720 Chips.